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From the Wednesday Email Box

This is nothing new to anyone who reads this jibber-bloggery, but it is rather sobering when you see it all compiled.


IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND

YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL

PRISON TO ROT.



IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

* A JOB,

* A DRIVERS LICENSE,

* SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,

* WELFARE,

* FOOD STAMPS,

* CREDIT CARDS,

* SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

* FREE EDUCATION,

* FREE HEALTH CARE,

* A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON

* BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE

* THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

* IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

4 comments:

  1. And people wonder why I want a freakin' wall....

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  2. Feel free to borrow anything you like from this.
    https://cmblake6.wordpress.com/2010/04/28/todays-thoughts-before-bed/

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  3. LC...we need more than a wall at this point.

    CM...gotcha! And responded with a post. See my next entry.

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  4. Awesome post! You just earned a spot on my blogroll Grackle.

    And the most ironic thing?

    If you cross the MEXICAN border illegally you will be charged with a felony, fined 5,000 Pesos, jailed for up to 10 years and then deported.

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Your point being?