20100506

New Cloaking Device for Air Force One

Ok, so I am a blog posting stiff this week resorting to rehashing email junk jokes and TV show reviews. This post is no exception and I am sure that, once again, I am behind the curve.


Enter Air Force general with notification to the President that the USAF has outfitted Air Force One with a new cloaking device.

Air Force General: "Mr. President, we've just invented an invisibility cloak for Air Force One."

Obama: "No shit?"

General: "That's right, sir. Will you be going along on its maiden flight?"

Obama: "Wouldn't miss it for the world."

General: "Have a good trip, sir..."























I guess the image is courtesy of the FreakingNews.

And the offering from Hookers and Booze? Lego Star Wars - take a look-see.

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    1. I've worked in live flight simulation since 2006 which is the program Lockheed Martin purchased from Microsoft.
      A few weeks ago I was watching a takeoff of AF1 , it did it's normal flight and banked left. Clear visibility 30 miles , no clouds bright blue sky, 42 degrees F.
      Justcaftervtge bank turn it activated the cloak.
      Disappeared from radar completely.another was the USO that some are seeing.
      It's a USO owned by the U.S. it's based out of Aruba at the Naval Underwater Research Lab.
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