Just for Fun...No Sooners Allowed.

Oh, just for the hell of it...and because I'm working my ass off. Looks like a late night, too.

One of the most entertaining home made song/videos that I've seen (but I am sort of partial). It was originally called None Suck More Than OU, but I couldn't resist implanting another set of initials in the chorus. The original viddie is at the bottom of this post.

BTW, will college football never get here? I'm so ready...

...and it's only April.

None Suck More Than B.O.
from Lonestar Hill Productions
(lyrics slightly revised, because none suck more than Obama)

Paper cuts, lawn darts, silent but deadly farts,
AIDS, Ants, Humidity, John Tesh, Stupidity
Liars, Lies, Lice, Roth
Priapism, Pessimism, The ice monster on Hoth
The Price of Gas, the price of rent…the price is Right, the plague
The Unabomber, Jeffrey Dahmer, sinusitis, Squeaky brakes
Out-of-order ATMS, PMS, MSG,
DUI, Double dippers, Floods, flies, flats, fleas

All of these things they suck it’s true
but none suck more than B.O.

Going bald, halitosis, infomercials, notes with post-its,
Tom Green, earthquakes, Allergies, rats, snakes
Dead beat dads, Celine Dion, car dings, Neon Deon
Fabio, rubberneckers, Taxes, faxes, non sequiturs
404, not found converting Dong to British pounds
Having back hair, being broke, road rage, Religious cults
fraud, crack, warts, Sids, DOS, gnats, war, zits,
Rust, debt, guilt, Spam, Asbestos and dishpan hands

All of these things they suck it’s true
but none suck more than B.O.

Hanson, Charles Manson, Soccer, non-stick pans that stick
Mistaking cooking powdered chocolate when you want a Nestle Quick
Having to work on holidays, hiccups, jock itch, hurricanes
Jihad, the 4th Vacation movie, L R. Hubbard, Nazi’s, pain
Beggars, Bums, and hobos, paparazzi, pop-up ads
Burnt Popcorn, pot holes, propaganda, Botox, bow ties, and boy bands (like New Kidz)
Chiggers, cheaters, beepers, and dry heaving in the can
The spins, and dander and panhandlers, and dandruff, Rather, Dan

And the music video...