Equinae Miscelleny - Mixed Breeds

With regard to the influx of various cross bred equinae into our political spotlight, I find it important to be able to hold some distinction between the various mix-breed species of hooved animals of labor.

Common Work Horse: Not commonly referred to as a mix breed, but cross-breeding is acceptable under controlled conditions. One of various breeds of ethically strong and hard working proletariat equinae. Known to be satisfied with fair work for fair share of oats and livery. Known to associate with like minded breeds with little or no tolerance for less ethical breeds.















Domesticated Jackass: A four-footed, hoofed mammal related to the horse, but smaller, with longer ears and a shorter mane, shorter hair on the tail, and a dark stripe along the back. Sometimes confused as a mix bred animal, but for the sake of clarity, I am including it in the post. Member of the non-participating equine proletariat.



















Mule: A domesticated, hybrid animal that results from crossing a mare (female horse) and a jack (male donkey). Known to be stubborn and somewhat lazy. Associates only with its kind and occasionally with the political jackasses. Member of the unionized equine proletariat (often compared to the sheep species).



















Political Jackass: A non-domestic, hybrid species that results from cross-breeding an African Arabian with a Red Mare. When associated with other socialized breeds, this animal tends to reach the maturity stage with stubborn arrogance and with little regard for the proletariat breeds.



















Breed Unknown: Semi-domesticated species with no proven ancestry, however it is believed to be cross bred from a political jackass and a common dumb ass. Claims to be a war horse, but there are no significant associations to prove such claims. Easily injured. Loves ketchup.



















Pony Girl: Dominated effeminate submissive, cross-bred between Hosplay and propan-2-ylbenzene (latex); varietal also, polyvinyl chloride (PVC). Origin unknown.