As if we didn't already know that the White House had a pest problem?
From Fox News...
"Obama had just begun a Rose Garden statement lauding the end of a Senate filibuster on his financial overhaul when some kind of rodent dashed out of the bushes to his right, just outside the Oval Office."Now, I don't want to speculate, but plenty of reporters jumped to the clammor...
"Once he was safely inside the Oval Office, a fierce debate erupted among the photographers and reporters who'd witnessed the dash. Was it a rat or a mouse? Or maybe a mole, or some other kind of related creature.""...safely inside the Oval Office?" Wait...what? Do they seriously consider a rodent, a security threat?
I guess so, if the rat...
...WAS THE FREAKIN' PRESIDENT!!!
A cute little vole :D
ReplyDeleteI bet he would make a better prez, too ;)
You know, the rat is the real pResident. The idiot at the podium is his stunt double.
ReplyDeleteTrue on both accounts.
ReplyDeleteI bet the Mayans had better leaders...well, expcept maybe their last leader.
Oh, crap. I just had a very bad thought.
"Oh, crap. I just had a very bad thought."
ReplyDeleteOk, now I'm scared... :D