20100630
20100623
Quick Hitting - Somebody Make It Stop
Garden: I killed my pepper plants. Not intentionally, so I guess it's more like plantslaughter rather than herbicide in the first degree. Niel Sperry, noted Texas plant expert said on his Saturday morning radio broadcast to use Malathion for spider mites. So, I did. Ten minutes later the plants were deader than Obama's administration. I hate it when manufacturer's place the instructions for using said products under the label so that you have to peel it back to see that the chemical is supposed to be diluted. I don't see very well these days and when such fine print is so well hidden, I have a tendency to miss it. Bah! Put it like this, gasoline would have taken longer to kill the garden than Malathion. at least I now know what to do on that giant fire ant metropolis out by the curb. However, I fear that it might melt the concrete, so perhaps I should just stick with the Amdro and be done with it.
California: Are You Effing Serious?
Digital license plates? The CA Senate has passed a bill that will force residents to have digital license plates. The goal is to sell advertisements such that when a car stops at a red light, then the license number fades and advertising can scroll for the car behind to read. Now, I can't help but think that this is a bad idea. My first thought was that I can't wait for the hackers (and we know CA doesn't have many of those, right?) to seep into that market. Ok, so they can run public service announcements like Amber Alerts and such, but they can also begin a brain washing campaign for politicking. Perhaps the worst thing is that an individual will have no control over what is being displayed in his/her car: feminine hygiene products, Hooters, BP Oil, Sierra Club, etc. .
Funeral: Yeah, I Went To One
Long time dart buddy passed away last week. Hundreds showed up for the visitation. He was one of the good dudes and will be missed.
Weather: Hotter than two rats making a porn flick in a wool sock...and not a drop of rain. I fear the Texas Summer of 1980 is making a comeback.- 89 straight days without rain, 14 straight days of 110-plus temps, 100 days over 100 degrees or some chit.
The Administration: Oh, don't EVEN get me started.
Ok, I'm starting. Since He's on the war path with BP Oil, I guess that's spilling over to our military generals who question the leadership of the administration. Can these two just play Jeopardy so that we can see who the "smarter" man happens to be? Barbara Boxer can be the third candidate just for the whimsical side show and the general can degrade her by addressing her as ma'am (madam would work better, since she's such a fucking whore).
Oil Spill: Two plus months in and...I'm Waiting, Mr. President.
You know? I was waiting for a national disaster, because it became apparent early on that this idiot only sees money that can be used to further the socialist agenda. It's not like every other president in history hasn't had hurricanes, earthquakes or Lewinskys to rob the public funds for unprecedented aid. Who died and made this fucker boss...oh, yeah. the dead voters did.
Arizona: Can I donate $1 on my tax return to AZ for legal defense versus that fucktard in our White House?
Immigration: I'm ready to just burn Mexico to the ground and be done with it. Have you seen the way these fuckers drive? Ok, that was a little strong and I didn't really mean it - well, the first part anyway. Since the Idiot in Chief is threatening to blow off congressional due process once again and sign an executive order to give amnesty to the illegals, who needs Congress to begin with? The Idiot has czars to handle anything that that Congress can do, right?
College Sports: Where to even start? How about my very own US Regress person, Joe Barton. Buh-Bye, Joe. This will have to be a post in itself. Too much to say and I am officially out of time.
California: Are You Effing Serious?
Digital license plates? The CA Senate has passed a bill that will force residents to have digital license plates. The goal is to sell advertisements such that when a car stops at a red light, then the license number fades and advertising can scroll for the car behind to read. Now, I can't help but think that this is a bad idea. My first thought was that I can't wait for the hackers (and we know CA doesn't have many of those, right?) to seep into that market. Ok, so they can run public service announcements like Amber Alerts and such, but they can also begin a brain washing campaign for politicking. Perhaps the worst thing is that an individual will have no control over what is being displayed in his/her car: feminine hygiene products, Hooters, BP Oil, Sierra Club, etc. .
Funeral: Yeah, I Went To One
Long time dart buddy passed away last week. Hundreds showed up for the visitation. He was one of the good dudes and will be missed.
Weather: Hotter than two rats making a porn flick in a wool sock...and not a drop of rain. I fear the Texas Summer of 1980 is making a comeback.- 89 straight days without rain, 14 straight days of 110-plus temps, 100 days over 100 degrees or some chit.
The Administration: Oh, don't EVEN get me started.
Ok, I'm starting. Since He's on the war path with BP Oil, I guess that's spilling over to our military generals who question the leadership of the administration. Can these two just play Jeopardy so that we can see who the "smarter" man happens to be? Barbara Boxer can be the third candidate just for the whimsical side show and the general can degrade her by addressing her as ma'am (madam would work better, since she's such a fucking whore).
Oil Spill: Two plus months in and...I'm Waiting, Mr. President.
You know? I was waiting for a national disaster, because it became apparent early on that this idiot only sees money that can be used to further the socialist agenda. It's not like every other president in history hasn't had hurricanes, earthquakes or Lewinskys to rob the public funds for unprecedented aid. Who died and made this fucker boss...oh, yeah. the dead voters did.
Arizona: Can I donate $1 on my tax return to AZ for legal defense versus that fucktard in our White House?
Immigration: I'm ready to just burn Mexico to the ground and be done with it. Have you seen the way these fuckers drive? Ok, that was a little strong and I didn't really mean it - well, the first part anyway. Since the Idiot in Chief is threatening to blow off congressional due process once again and sign an executive order to give amnesty to the illegals, who needs Congress to begin with? The Idiot has czars to handle anything that that Congress can do, right?
College Sports: Where to even start? How about my very own US Regress person, Joe Barton. Buh-Bye, Joe. This will have to be a post in itself. Too much to say and I am officially out of time.
20100622
A-Holes Live Among Us
Crap...leave the blog for a week or two to take care of my walk-about life then comeback and the shit has changed.
The way to format and what ever changed. I had a little blog entry hammered out, hit the backspace button to retype something and the fucking hell began. It asked if I wanted to go to the previous page. What? No, I want to back space over the last word. I tried a couple times with the same result. What ever I did the last time emptied the post and left me with none of it.
Ok, so I'll be posting a few things in the near future. I have a lot to say and since most of it has been held tightly in the recesses of my good nature, I feel a volitile release brewing.
PREVIEW OF COMING DISTRACTIONS
Garden: Dead
California: Are You Effing Serious?
Funeral: Yeah, I Went To One (Not the Garden One, But That Of A Friend)
Weather: Hotter than two rats making a porn flick in a wool sock.
The Administration: Oh, don't EVEN get me started.
Oil Spill: Two plus months in and...I'm Waiting, Mr. President.
Rumors of Wars: Obama on the war path with a general? What?
Arizona: Can I donate $1 on my tax return to AZ for legal defense versus that fucktard in our White House?
Immigration: I'm ready to just burn Mexico to the ground and be done with it. Have you seen the way these fuckers drive?
College Sports: Where to even start? how about my very own US Regress person, Joe Barton. Buh-Bye, Joe.
Ok, all I got for now. Oh, there's more, believe me. No time though.
Be back shortly.
The way to format and what ever changed. I had a little blog entry hammered out, hit the backspace button to retype something and the fucking hell began. It asked if I wanted to go to the previous page. What? No, I want to back space over the last word. I tried a couple times with the same result. What ever I did the last time emptied the post and left me with none of it.
Ok, so I'll be posting a few things in the near future. I have a lot to say and since most of it has been held tightly in the recesses of my good nature, I feel a volitile release brewing.
PREVIEW OF COMING DISTRACTIONS
Garden: Dead
California: Are You Effing Serious?
Funeral: Yeah, I Went To One (Not the Garden One, But That Of A Friend)
Weather: Hotter than two rats making a porn flick in a wool sock.
The Administration: Oh, don't EVEN get me started.
Oil Spill: Two plus months in and...I'm Waiting, Mr. President.
Rumors of Wars: Obama on the war path with a general? What?
Arizona: Can I donate $1 on my tax return to AZ for legal defense versus that fucktard in our White House?
Immigration: I'm ready to just burn Mexico to the ground and be done with it. Have you seen the way these fuckers drive?
College Sports: Where to even start? how about my very own US Regress person, Joe Barton. Buh-Bye, Joe.
Ok, all I got for now. Oh, there's more, believe me. No time though.
Be back shortly.
20100526
Smadi Terror Plea Confuses Judge
I guess confused is the proper term.
District Judge Barbara Lynn says more time is needed to decide how much time our friendly local bomberman should spend in prison.
Really?
Well, his attorney says he's all roses and candy...
I'm a little stuck on the "nice, kind and generous" part. But I'm sure that once the smoking ears cool off, then I can allow the "...he's not political" part to cause FIRE TO SHOOT OUT OF MY EYES!!!
What am I missing? Does he say "please, thank you and excuse me" Does he bring chocolate chip cookies? Does he say grace before he eats? Perhaps he wears pink floral underwear? Doe eyes? C'mon!
This bastard said this and he's a nice guy...right?
BUT-But-but!!! There's more.
Just out of curiosity, I wonder what might have happened had Smadi not been as big of an idiot as he was by asking the freaking FBI to help him. Let's just suppose that he succeeded in blowing up the Fountain Place Tower and a thousand people were killed. In Texas?
It's an I.M. Pei building...or so I am told...hmm... (if only there was a way I could find out...)

This guy would be rushed to the front of the death row line, if he even made it THAT far.
So, exactly what's the difference? Does it depend on whether he passed or failed?
Ok, so can kind of understand where the Judge might be. She's probably thinking that if she gives the guy life, then perhaps she gets her name on the terrorist hit list. However, maybe she should just let him go in west Texas somewhere with a tee shirt saying who he is and what he did, hand cuffed with a gallon of soapy water and a peeled banana.
Hell, I don't know about anything I see in the news anymore. If I didn't know any better, then I'd think a bunch of flippin' clown Smart Cars flipped over in front of every courts building, every city hall, every state legislature, and at every federal building at every level of the government. Then all at once, thousands of clowns bounced out of each of the Smart Cars and straight into political position.
Wait a minute...what if...
District Judge Barbara Lynn says more time is needed to decide how much time our friendly local bomberman should spend in prison.
Really?
Well, his attorney says he's all roses and candy...
Defense attorney Peter Fleury said his client's crime doesn't fit the man.
"Everybody that has met Hosam Smadi will tell you he is a nice, kind, generous man, and he's not political and he's not very religious and yet he did this terrible thing."
I'm a little stuck on the "nice, kind and generous" part. But I'm sure that once the smoking ears cool off, then I can allow the "...he's not political" part to cause FIRE TO SHOOT OUT OF MY EYES!!!
What am I missing? Does he say "please, thank you and excuse me" Does he bring chocolate chip cookies? Does he say grace before he eats? Perhaps he wears pink floral underwear? Doe eyes? C'mon!
This bastard said this and he's a nice guy...right?
BUT-But-but!!! There's more.
The defense attorney told the judge that Smadi has been diagnosed with a mental disorder.Doesn't that make things a little better? Of course it does. Makes me sorta wanna cry.
"We will present to the judge evidence that he suffers from schizophrenia as part of our argument that that lessens, in some way, his culpability," Fleury said. "But it's not going to be an excuse for the offense."
Just out of curiosity, I wonder what might have happened had Smadi not been as big of an idiot as he was by asking the freaking FBI to help him. Let's just suppose that he succeeded in blowing up the Fountain Place Tower and a thousand people were killed. In Texas?
It's an I.M. Pei building...or so I am told...hmm... (if only there was a way I could find out...)

This guy would be rushed to the front of the death row line, if he even made it THAT far.
So, exactly what's the difference? Does it depend on whether he passed or failed?
Ok, so can kind of understand where the Judge might be. She's probably thinking that if she gives the guy life, then perhaps she gets her name on the terrorist hit list. However, maybe she should just let him go in west Texas somewhere with a tee shirt saying who he is and what he did, hand cuffed with a gallon of soapy water and a peeled banana.
Hell, I don't know about anything I see in the news anymore. If I didn't know any better, then I'd think a bunch of flippin' clown Smart Cars flipped over in front of every courts building, every city hall, every state legislature, and at every federal building at every level of the government. Then all at once, thousands of clowns bounced out of each of the Smart Cars and straight into political position.
Wait a minute...what if...
Are They F'ing Sh!tting Me?
Here's another example of our court system bartering away our freedom and national security.
Jordanian Hosam Smadi, the 19 year old terrorist who tried to use FBI provided fake explosives to blow up a Dallas skyscraper, has been offered a plea bargain of 30 years in prison as opposed to facing life in prison and a $250,000 fine. According to Dallas news WFAA who reported this after Smadi admitted his reasoning.
HELL NO!!! Fry the bastard!
Any bets on how the fucker got into this country?
Jordanian Hosam Smadi, the 19 year old terrorist who tried to use FBI provided fake explosives to blow up a Dallas skyscraper, has been offered a plea bargain of 30 years in prison as opposed to facing life in prison and a $250,000 fine. According to Dallas news WFAA who reported this after Smadi admitted his reasoning.
He was quoted in an FBI affidavit saying that blowing up the building would "shake the currently weak economy in the state and the American nation." In addition, he is quoted as saying there would be "psychological impacts for the loss of this beautiful building."There will be a hearing today in order for the courts to decide if the plea bargain is acceptable. I can help them with this.
HELL NO!!! Fry the bastard!
Any bets on how the fucker got into this country?
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